seshaphilia Share definition Flag A strong sexual attraction to low numbers or percentages, usually in terms of test scores being less than 50%. "Why are you happy about getting a 20% on that test? You're such a fucking seshaphiliac." seshaphilia by venugopaladdict210 December 18, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the seshaphilia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch