seshaphilia

A strong sexual attraction to low numbers or percentages, usually in terms of test scores being less than 50%.

"Why are you happy about getting a 20% on that test? You're such a fucking seshaphiliac."

by venugopaladdict210 December 18, 2020

sexaphilia

Addiction to sex with extra-terrestrials.

After the 10th night on Mars, Homer could see signs of desert fungus forming on his genitals. Sexaphilia drove him to this hot spot. Will his fear of fungus get him home?

by LilyLilleth September 16, 2012

sephophilia

the attraction of an adult male to ridiculously hot Emo/Scene girls over the age of 15.

His life long obsession with 15 year old girls was finally explained when he was diagnosed with sephophilia.

by Nicholas N March 23, 2008