The culture of girls servicing boys sexually, preferably in their parents' basement because they can't handle or can't have emotional attachments to others
The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
The act of pleasuring your partner sexually with little to no reciprocation. All attention and pleasure is devoted to the person being serviced, as opposed to it being more of a give/take situation. This term is more common in the LGBT community, and is often favored by more submissive partners who enjoy pleasuring others more than receiving.
Are you into servicing? I'd love to give you a massage, go down on you, and whatever else you want.
A funeral escort company based in Florida, run by sex offender and multiple times felon Jeremy DeWitte. Metro State Services came into the light due to their blatant police impersonation. Each of the Metro State "officers" are equipped with police like vehicles and duty belts. Their owner Jeremy is known for notoriously blocking traffic and harassing locals of the Orlando area, despite having no authority to do so. Currently Jeremy is currently incarcerated due to a dating violence charge.
WERE WITH METRO STATE SERVICES WERE A STATE CERTIFIED AGENCY YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT REAL FAST FUCK BOI
The Fire Company located in Spring Township, PA run by a bunch of paid fire fighter assholes that can't stand when non-fire fighters help them with their job. The fire police task-force (also known as flagger force) will continuously ruin your daily commute by dropping cones in your path then walking away. This will happen more on Route 222 and 422 due to continuous accidents and never ending PennDOT construction.
Friend 1: Dam that fuckin' fire police captain closed my road again.
Friend 2: Wow I tried to help the township of spring fire rescue services and they flipped me off in unison.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."