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spherical bastard
An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.
spherical bastard by dziban July 14, 2007
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serpheric • spherical bastard • Spherical • Sphericle • Sepheic • Sepherikal • sepherin • Seraphelic • serperior • Serthemic
serperior
The final evolution of Snivy. The most badass out of all the Unova starter final evolutions, it can stop its opponents in their tracks with just a glare. With no type other than Grass, Serperior is rather strong. Players are cautioned when picking Snivy, as picking Snivy is basically picking hard mode. Just a quick side note, Tepig is easy mode, and oshawott is medium.
"Erhmahgherd my Emboar is way better than your-"
"Shut the f*ck up. I picked hard mode. Serperior is therefore better than EmBORE! DEAL WITH IT."
"Shut the f*ck up. I picked hard mode. Serperior is therefore better than EmBORE! DEAL WITH IT."
serperior by Holysnivybutts October 1, 2013
Spherical Bastard
Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.
Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.
Syntax: Spherical cuss-word
History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.
Syntax: Spherical cuss-word
History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
Spherical Bastard by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009
Sepherikal
1-Kyle acts gay even when he is not sepherikal; but does that really make him gay?
2- Kyle got sepherikal in no time, but then he threw up and became his drunk self again!
2- Kyle got sepherikal in no time, but then he threw up and became his drunk self again!
Sepherikal by Stephen Estevez November 1, 2007
Sphericle
Sphericle by skiptracingclub September 17, 2023
spherical asshole
A complete asshole. An utter waste of chromosomes. Spherical because a complete asshole has no redeeming features whatsoever and is still an asshole no matter which way you look at him/her, just as a sphere presents the same circular outline no matter which direction it is viewed from.
He may have been a junkie for ten years and trashed all his friends, but even when he's gone cold turkey don't expect him to say sorry. He's a spherical asshole.
spherical asshole by Fearman November 11, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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