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Child sermonizing

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016
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Sermanize

To clean and organize in a way that's inspirational to even the most anal of perfectionists and most extreme of OCD edge cases
Have you seen this guy's garage? It's sermanized so well that you even my OCD friends are filled with envy!
by BlyadiBlyadi November 19, 2020
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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sermonate

verb:

informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack
It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.
by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009
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sermone

Look at that hot Italian guy over there, I bet he has a large Sermone
by NumberOne111 May 13, 2015
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shermanize

To pour hot water over used coffee grounds to squeeze an extra cup of coffee out of them.

True shermanizing is accomplished only when the coffee runs out and you don't want to bother brewing another pot for someone else, so you give him shermanized coffee and pretend it's the remains of a full-strength pot.
Has Tom gotten his morning coffee yet? No? Quick, shermanize a cup!
by Snjr7e923 January 23, 2006
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semenize

When a man 'marks his territory' by shooting his sperm all over something and/or someone.
by Lil T January 16, 2005
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