Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Sermanize 

To clean and organize in a way that's inspirational to even the most anal of perfectionists and most extreme of OCD edge cases

Have you seen this guy's garage? It's sermanized so well that you even my OCD friends are filled with envy!

Sermanize by BlyadiBlyadi November 19, 2020

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

sermonate 

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

sermonate by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

sermone 

Italian man with large Italian sausage

Look at that hot Italian guy over there, I bet he has a large Sermone

sermone by NumberOne111 May 13, 2015

shermanize 

To pour hot water over used coffee grounds to squeeze an extra cup of coffee out of them.

True shermanizing is accomplished only when the coffee runs out and you don't want to bother brewing another pot for someone else, so you give him shermanized coffee and pretend it's the remains of a full-strength pot.

Has Tom gotten his morning coffee yet? No? Quick, shermanize a cup!

shermanize by Snjr7e923 January 23, 2006

semenize 

When a man 'marks his territory' by shooting his sperm all over something and/or someone.

Rion semenized Pete's donkey last night

semenize by Lil T January 16, 2005