serjo 

Absolute crippling deppresion that no words can possibly describe what it feels to be intaking xanax and two bullets between the eyes everyday.

"So honey, how was your day?"
"I feel serjo" (muffled gunshots)
"rip in rest then"

serjo by eisen22789 January 29, 2018

El Serj 

A badass Sith you can't take your eyes off. You'll find yourself thinking dirty thoughts about him all day. His impressive knowledge of video games and movies will have you going crazy. El Serj's have amazing style and taste. There laugh will take your breath away. You will be drawn to his magnum buldge. People tend to beg to gargle El Serj's balls. An El Serj will change your life FOREVER!

Anything badass, impressive, desirable, sexy, fun, exciting, and amazing. I would swallow El Serj's dick!

El Serj by LeahRenea May 7, 2010

Serious as a beaver 

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.

Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

Serious as a beaver by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013

Hanta Sero 

The best member of the bakusquad. A tall boy with weird elbows, who can shoot tape out of them. A character from My Hero Academia.

“Hey may be a tape dispenser, but I still love him.”
“Who are you talking about?”
“Hanta Sero!”

Hanta Sero by 母 June 21, 2019

Serious drooling 

Much desire, lust or admiration is shown.

We are looking over the car show and the gentleman's club, so we got some serious drooling to do!

Serious drooling by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Sero Hanta 

Phil Swift Imposter. Omg Sero Istg stop shooting the bondage from your elbows

He can sometimes be an edgy boi, but that just makes him more relatable (you know I’m right)

He is a meme god and if you think any less of him I won’t care if you broke your elbow

My Gorlf: b I know you like Sero Hanta but I really like Todoroki

Me, an intellectual: excuse me? Sero Hanta is a best boi and is s o relatable now please cosplay Kamisero with me or I will cry

My Gorlf: Oh god okay then

Sero Hanta by AngryLesbian September 13, 2019