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Guy 1: Hey, see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: We did it.
Guy 2: O.o yeah she's totally a Sereta.
sereta by Cookiemonster96 May 24, 2014
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sereta baldwin 

english pop band mcfly's guitarist danny jones' fabulous girlfriend that inflicts anger in many danny fans.
danny fan 1: danny has a new girlfriend. grrr!!!
danny fan 2: grrr!!!
danny fan 3: grrr!!! btw i heard her name is sereta baldwin.
danny fans 1, 2: grrrrrrr!!!
sereta baldwin by bea-wannabe March 12, 2008

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon 

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out
Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

Serena Nörkludvig 

A popular Swedish woman who has been married 7 times. She’s very independent and hardworking, and she has a great taste in men. She’s also very strong and if you disrespect her, she’ll kick you out of the house.
“Gurt looks miserable without Serena Nörkludvig.”
“Right, but she’s better without him. She doesn’t need a man who cheats on her with a turtle.”
A very calm and sometimes quiet girl, but once you get to know her you will see how loud and fun she is to be around. Gets frustrated easily, but gets over it. Doesn't give a crap of girls who annoy her. Very few people she trusts. Is very artistic and creative. Usually has lots of confidence in other people but most times not in her self. Is a very beautiful girl who most guys would not notice her. But when they do they will be head over heals. Serena is surely a beautiful name.
"Serena is such A beautiful name."

"Serena is serene just like the meaning of her name."
"Serena is very beautiful and fine to be around with."
Serena by Serena B. July 11, 2018

Blue Secretary 

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off
He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.
Blue Secretary by cambronshinn February 7, 2010

secretary 

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)
secretary by daywalkz March 31, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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