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whitened sepulcher
a hypocrite.
His insistence that he was a religious and godly man was merely hypocrisy; he was a whitened sepulcher empty, who seemed clean and holy while hiding his own sins and vices.
whitened sepulcher by Arminkshipper June 16, 2025
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whited sepulcher
a hyprocite
The community leader was revered for his charity work, but after the embezzlement scandal broke, the public realized he was merely a whited sepulcher
whited sepulcher by Arminkshipper January 14, 2026
sepulcarchy
(Sep-ul-car-key)n. Term used to describe extremely devious or malicious behavior whose perpetrator(s) have gone to considerable lengths to conceal its existance. Most often used in conjunction with an individual, organization or establishment as a means of conveying mal-intent, criminal or corruptive behavior.
A six week investigation into the group's activities yielded numerous criminal enterprises, as well as several unhatched plans involving terrorism and sepulcarchy on a grand scale.
sepulcarchy by Jeff Courcelle August 25, 2006
sepulchritude
1. (n) A COMB RAVE technique for the character PROBLEM SLEUTH (PS) in the Andrew Hussie web comic MS Paint Adventures. The most powerful attack in the comic, PS has tried several ties unsuccessfully to use the technique, until on 2/15/09, he brought the noise, and shit got insanely real.
2. (n) Any action which may be as awesome or insane as SEPULCHRITUDE.
2. (n) Any action which may be as awesome or insane as SEPULCHRITUDE.
1.http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001709
2. I'm sorry dude, but that sure as hell was no sepulchritude.
2. I'm sorry dude, but that sure as hell was no sepulchritude.
sepulchritude by Mechanical Bull February 16, 2009
sepulchritude
1. (n.) an insanely destructive and/or deadly display of physical attractiveness. Formed by combining 'sepulcher' and 'pulchritude.'
Variant: sepulchritudinous (adj.)
Variant: sepulchritudinous (adj.)
In an act of supreme sepulchritude, he blinded his adversaries with a flash of his pearly whites. Across the world orthodontists wept with joy that such sublime teeth might usher in an era of peace.
sepulchritude by vozbox July 25, 2010
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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