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septapus 

A severe STD in the vagina that is a hybrid of syphilis and chlamydia
Sheniquia fucked a homeless man and now she has septapus.
septapus by malice91 April 4, 2015
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A transit agency for the Philadelphia region. Gifted with a great system inherited from the PTC, P&W, Red Arrow, PRR and Reading Railroad, but hamstrung by a shitty management almost from their start in the 1960s. They ignore the city while pandering to the suburbs, fucking over the source of 60 or more percent of their ridership. They are simultaneously cursed and blessed by many residents of Philadelphia.

Also a killer of trolley lines, and inventor of bustitution.
Goddamn SEPTA sucks, why do we need a fucking line to Reading when we can't even run enough rail service on the routes we own!!!
SEPTA by Wdobner March 25, 2004

septuagenarian 

A noun refering to a person in his or her seventies, or a adjective refering to the state of being in one's seventies. Pronounced sep-tu-a-ja-nair-ian. Charles Bukowski wrote a book of poems called "Septuagenarian Stew."
"That poor old dog is so ancient it looks like a septuagenarian."
"My grandma is a septuagenarian. Her skin smells like mahogany and her eyes are full of tears."
septuagenarian by Robert.H May 2, 2007
Society for the Elimination of Public Transportation Altogether; the official name for the Southeastern Pennsylvania Public Transportation Authority for many Philadelphians.

Also see: INEPTA
SEPTA must pull random times for their schedules out of their ass; their buses or trains are always late.
SEPTA by darkdan December 6, 2007
Acronym- South Eastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority
The SEPTA train was running 30 minutes late.
SEPTA by Wraith July 16, 2004
Golf term for shooting a septuple-bogey, or 7 over par, on one hole. Coined by ESPN.com golf columnist Jason Sobel after Angel Cabrera's 10 on the Par 3 6th hole of the 2007 US Open
An overweight, out of shape, chain smoking, former Major winner just hit a septy, and it wasn't John Daly.
septy by Mark Schnaufer August 14, 2007