Definitions by darkdan

SEPTA 

Society for the Elimination of Public Transportation Altogether; the official name for the Southeastern Pennsylvania Public Transportation Authority for many Philadelphians.

Also see: INEPTA

SEPTA must pull random times for their schedules out of their ass; their buses or trains are always late.

SEPTA by darkdan December 6, 2007

shoprite 

A supermarket chain in the middle-Atlantic states.

I work at ShopRite! Bokchoy is produce code 4545!

shoprite by DarkDan January 9, 2005

11:11 

A time that many people say they never miss; They will look at the clock and catch 11:11 at least once or sometimes two times a day. Some say it's a "spiritual opening" or something like that. Some sites are devoted to this time, check on google.

I looked at the clock and it said 11:11.

11:11 by DarkDan August 16, 2004

Wildwood

Shore town in South Jersey in Cape May county. Popular vacation spot. Has many hotels, two miles of boardwalk with a few amusement parks, and a very annoying tram system that rides up and down the board.

Wildwood basically refers to these four towns: Wildwood, Wildwood Crest, North Wildwood, and West Wildwood.

As I was walking down the Wildwood boardwalk, the tram came up behind me and the old lady pulled the trigger to make the nasally, pre-recorded woman say "Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please."

Wildwood by DarkDan January 28, 2004

pay phone 

Once a part of the world's history, these things have become obsolete due to cell phones. More and more are disapearing and soon we'll all die from radiation going through our ears due to cell phones and cell towers.

Pay phones in the United States are usually tall, glass boxes with a door and usually have a telephone book with it. The cost can vary.

My cell phone wasn't working and the town took away all the pay phones, so I was stuck in my car.

pay phone by DarkDan December 23, 2003

happy holidays 

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.

happy holidays by DarkDan December 21, 2003

nfbsk 

Originated on the snopes.com message board.

NFBSK! That post in the NFBSK forum in really NFBSKed up!

nfbsk by DarkDan October 10, 2003