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National Abby Sends Nudes Day 

Est. May 1st. They day where everyone named Abby must pay their yearly tax for being named Abby and show what they got to a person they admire.
Fuck, I forgot it is National Abby Sends Nudes Day. Who's gonna be the lucky soul this year. - Abby

National Abby sends Michael nudes day 

A day where it is mandatory for Michael to receive nudes or else he will die of hornyness.
Michael it is National Abby sends Michael nudes day so,I’m going to give you nudes today because I don’t want you to die

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

Send Nudes 

the act of sending nude pictures.
"ay boo... send dem nudes"
"i dont send nudes"
Send Nudes by Doinkingthings April 6, 2015

send nudes, not nukes

Derived from the saying "make love, not war", it means to send nudes, rather than be angry at people.
Yo, Dan, stop fighting with Jess! Send nudes, not nukes!!!

send nudes lol 

When u really want her to send nudes and have sex but u wanna make it seem like u don't want them "lol"
Guy: send nudes lol u thicc
Girl: ew gross