a. (verb) to flail one's distal appendages in a spastic display of frustration and helplessness. frequently occurs after one has imbibed large amounts of liquor, wine, or malt beverages
b. (noun) male ejaculate. typically spoken along the East Coast
c. as a past participle (semaked): confers an state of extreme inebriation and loss of logical/spatial abilities
a. Stop semaking, you might knock over my aquarium.
b. I had to wash my comforter this morning; it was covered in semak.
c. You could tell that he had gotten semaked by the way he crashed into the wall and began to vomit.
A combination of Bukkake and Seppuku. If a woman in her Japanese village was caught cheating on her husband, she would be lead to the center of the town where the men would bukkake on her. After that, she would proceed to committ seppuku to retain any honor that she had left.