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a. (verb) to flail one's distal appendages in a spastic display of frustration and helplessness. frequently occurs after one has imbibed large amounts of liquor, wine, or malt beverages
b. (noun) male ejaculate. typically spoken along the East Coast
c. as a past participle (semaked): confers an state of extreme inebriation and loss of logical/spatial abilities
a. Stop semaking, you might knock over my aquarium.
b. I had to wash my comforter this morning; it was covered in semak.
c. You could tell that he had gotten semaked by the way he crashed into the wall and began to vomit.
semak by Bartleby the Scrivenahhhh February 25, 2009
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Sempai is not used, as it is a misspelling.
sempai by Fel'kyr September 19, 2016

seppakke 

A combination of Bukkake and Seppuku. If a woman in her Japanese village was caught cheating on her husband, she would be lead to the center of the town where the men would bukkake on her. After that, she would proceed to committ seppuku to retain any honor that she had left.
My Japanese girlfriend cheated on me, so me and my buddies made her perform a seppakke.
seppakke by seiferguy October 6, 2004
Sempai is a Japanese honorific made popular in English dubs. It means 'mentor' or 'senior', depending on the context.

Not to be confused with the Malaysian street slang 'sempoi' or my friend Kambink_Sempoy.
"Ash introduced me to the blogging world, my blogger sempai" -Nadya
sempai by Ash of Rilated April 11, 2005
Translated as "ritual suicide" in japanese. It is also another name for Maybelle.
She committed seppaku yesterday with some disemboweling tools within the shrine.
Seppaku looks nice today.
seppaku by punkretrolove April 28, 2008
To murder someone and get away with it 👁👄👁
Nope I got sempat.” 😏
Sempat by Lucyyyyyyyyyyycijgfd February 28, 2021