semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

semen eyes by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

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mishearing of lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat?"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that! you are just mishearing it"

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

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poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

Mishearing lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that, your just mishearing it"

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

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Seven inch eyes

Those pained squints you get when inch number seven is introduced

Bro you wouldn't believe the seven inch eyes when I finished inserting

Seven inch eyes by Dr Hammer February 4, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6>Cubans Have Never Seen A hospital With THeir Own Eyes<.7.9.7.6.> by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

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