semail 

Sexting, except over email. Commonly used by teenagers when their phones are broken. Also used by middle aged people who don't know how to use phones.

Boy: "hey gurl you wanna sext?"
Girl: "my phone brokee :("
Boy: "its cool we can semail instead"
Girl: "kk" *takes naked pictures and sends them*
Boy: *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

semail by Agent Snyder May 20, 2011

semaluhtounuyulohowwah 

The gibberish sounds from the song Send My Love by Adele, often played for laughs specifically Lois puking on stewie

Lois: Pork belly Stewie
Stewie: *laughing*
Lois: *Pukes*
Stewie: semaluhtounuyulohowwah

semaluhtounuyulohowwah by BlooJelly March 22, 2023

Semily 

Semily is sawyer and Emily they are crushing on each other Emily is super nice and sawyer is super sweet so this is semily

Semily fans: omg they are together so cute

Sawyer:I know we’re the best
Emily: yea we are

Semily by Semily June 15, 2020

SkEmail 

Contraction of Skype and Email. A long monologue sent by means of Skype chat whilst recipient is either away or offline, destined for later viewing.

Tori: "I was surprised to log on and be bombarded by an avalanche of messages"
Pierre: "Yeah sorry for the SkEmail, I guess I was bored.."

SkEmail by Flower Pot October 19, 2008

sbemail 

Quite possibly the greatest 125 word rock opera ever created.

famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!!

sbemail by the kerrek February 24, 2005

Sexmail 

Arousing, suggestive, and/ or a sexually graphic email that allows the recipient to pleasure him or herself while reading the it. Good for long distance relationships.

Even though he lived in England, Brad jizzed in his pants thinking about the sexmail his lover sent to him from Canada.

Sexmail by underagehottie September 7, 2010

Semiliterate 

Semiliterate: An adjective describing the state of being only partially or poorly literate. A semiliterate individual may struggle with reading, but their partial literacy is particularly evident in their writing.

Using slang is not itself a sign of being semiliterate, but knowing only the slang definitions of many words may be.

Consistently using the wrong spelling of similar-sounding words such as "their", "there", and "they're" is another common sign of poor literacy skills.

Perhaps the most frustrating sign of semiliteracy is the use of 'netspeak' or 'txt-speak', wherein the writer abbreviates short and simple words for no reason beyond laziness.

English: This test is crucial to passing because it counts for 25% of my grade.
Semiliterate slang: This test is crucial because it's too hard!"

English: "They're going over there to get their equipment."
Semiliterate misuse: "Their going over their to get their equipment."

English: "Why are you writing like that?"
Semiliterate netspeak: "y r u riten lyke dat??"

Semiliterate by Thanatos  March 24, 2011