5 definitions by the kerrek

pornis

sort of a pornographic penis cross

When al was sad, he played with his pornis

by the kerrek February 23, 2005

sbemail

Quite possibly the greatest 125 word rock opera ever created.

famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!!

by the kerrek February 24, 2005

chest shits

A game where two guys shit on each others chests. The winner is the one with the least shit on their chest. Then the loser has to do the winner up the ass with out wiping. See battleshits

Alex and John love to play chest shits

by the kerrek February 23, 2005

ying-yam

the beleife that every sweet potato must be balnced by a bitter one

I am a firm beleiver in ying-yam

by the kerrek February 23, 2005

camper

In 1st person shooters online, the term given to a player who stays in one spot, and continualy shoots anything that comes into site. Typically uses a sniper rifle or the like. Some campers try to defend themselves, but most of the online gaming comminity are of the opinion that they are boring, and just make the game that much duller. A good solution to the camper problem is to ban sniper rifles (were possible) or to play maps where camping will only get you kille such as "harbor" on Call of Duty. It is also just as good to have a map where there are some good areas to camp, but if you spawn in the wrong place, you're fucked. A good example of this would be "rocket" in Call of Duty. It is esspecially fun to melee campers who don't see you.

FFS! Stop camping and the play the game!!!!!

by the kerrek April 22, 2005