urban dic self absorption 

That one social media trend where every fucking person you follow, posts their name and urban dictionary description to there name in there story and you just wanna die.

Did you see Daves urban dic self absorption? He's the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves.

urban dic self absorption by gloi kiwi November 22, 2021

Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

Self Absortion Rate (SAR) by rperazag June 29, 2010

self abortion

The fetish of getting pregnant and having you or your spouse pull the fetus early out of your own womb as a act of self pleasure to one’s self and partner.

Timmy: “What in the living fuck? Self Abortion is the worst thing I’ve ever seen!”

Samantha: “I Self Aborted Yesterday and it was amazing! I had the best orgasm ever!~”

self abortion by SodaThema December 13, 2019