self sucker 

a guy who can suck more than half of his own cock. you have to be very flexible to do this!

last night, i watched jeff turn into a self sucker, and suck more than half of his 9inch monster.

self sucker by in luv w/ a guy frnd November 13, 2006

Self-Sucker

One who eats his/her own penis or vagina.

John regularly blows himself, so he is a self-sucker.

Self-Sucker by himher August 7, 2012

Self-Sucker

One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.

1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.

Self-Sucker by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 14, 2014

Self-Sucker

One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.

1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.

Self-Sucker by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 15, 2014

self-sucker

A self-sucker is a guy who has a long dick and is limber enough to be able to suck his own cock.

I try to stay limber by being a self-sucker now and then.

self-sucker by USAF Cadet April 30, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020