Self-Sucker
Self-Sucker by himher August 7, 2012
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Self-Sucker
One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.
1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
Self-Sucker by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 14, 2014
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Self-Sucker
One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.
1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
Self-Sucker by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 15, 2014
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