When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.
by ManMan36 May 25, 2016
A man who records themselves having sex and then goes back and watches coz they love their own dick so much
by Nowivehearditall September 18, 2021
Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.
by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018