sejizzle

A sejizzle is basically a slave. Also known as a jizzmeister, a sejizzle serves obediently as court jester for the the upper titty crust of civilization (achdaddy, trashman tromon babatrangoush, Scotty2Hotty, gino de los filipinos, double gay, The Snake, etc., etc.)

Achdaddy: Hey sejizzlez, how'd you meet your girl?

Sejizzle: I said "Sup bitch, wan fuck?"

sejizzle by The-truth-o-clock-6969 April 12, 2019

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sjizzle

other way to spell shizzle
Means: sure or shit, pronounced and spelled in a Snoop Dogg way.

That girl is sooo hot!
Fo sjizzle!

Yo G I'm broke as fuck..
Sjizzle!

sjizzle by SyntaxE July 19, 2006

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Related Words

sejizzle • serizzle • sexizzle • sjizzle

sexizzle

Well,gee....

I wanna sexizzle you up, bizzle!

sexizzle by Anthonizzle Kunovizzle October 18, 2003

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serizzle

another word for seriously

Yo yo momma ate her own tits serizzle

serizzle by e09 October 25, 2003

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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