segzz 

an explosion of 60 orgasms while trying to piss on the toilet, having nothing to do with sexual activity. This is the most outstanding feeling known to mankind.

man i was trying to take a leak and fuckin oath i chucked a segzz, beauty.

segzz by stan da el capitan, inspired by colt^ September 30, 2003

poebes segeze 

dutch slang of saying poop sex

yo, i had some insanely good poebes segeze today.

poebes segeze by LACUZ February 26, 2021

sezzera 

A female who looks really attractive.. So much so, you want to date them.

She looks like a Sezzera.

sezzera by Sezzera February 5, 2010

segzy 

basically a different way of pronouncing sexy. used like "sick" or "cool"

You segzy bitch

segzy by sk8ordi3 January 1, 2004

segz 

when sexual intercourse is terrible and/or laughable. For example, sex in which one or both persons involved wears socks, queafs, is a one minute man, or listens to Jerry Vale.

"Dammit girl I thought we'd get knock da boots fo real but we just had segz."

segz by Marjorie Flores from Ishcombobbido February 27, 2008

Sezzin

Slang for "saying"

Instead of "What are you saying?"

What are you sezzin?

Sezzin by MagnumMug March 18, 2011

segzey 

a very attractive individual- who is liked very very much, especially by their significant other. this is a word typically used by a s/o to show their affection for the other.

my girlfriend christina is segzey asf<3

segzey by tatyanapolak December 22, 2021