segz

when sexual intercourse is terrible and/or laughable. For example, sex in which one or both persons involved wears socks, queafs, is a one minute man, or listens to Jerry Vale.

"Dammit girl I thought we'd get knock da boots fo real but we just had segz."

by Marjorie Flores from Ishcombobbido February 27, 2008

segz

segments of tape worm found in feces.

Dude, I think I dropped another seg.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002

Segz

Sometimes referred to as "Segary" known in the Sydney region as the "Weight Losing Machine" Although inspired by everyone that he knows. hmmmmmmmmmm lates.

"God damn girl! you just pulled off a Segz! you look amazing!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

by Lates al ha Lates April 11, 2013

Segz and Eggz

1.) When you give an eggy fart while having sex.

2.) When a fatass has sex with a peng girl.
3.) A motivational phrase that means that you should be happy in your skin/body-positivity.

1.) OMG, this guy was fucking me and then turned it into some segz and eggz.
2.) Yo, my guy Jonny got that peng girl. Damn. This some segz and eggz ting.
3.) Ay yo, segz and eggz. You look great as you are.

by uiwealhfdjkwlahjfkdlshufiea;lh September 30, 2020

segzy

basically a different way of pronouncing sexy. used like "sick" or "cool"

You segzy bitch

by sk8ordi3 January 1, 2004

segzey

a very attractive individual- who is liked very very much, especially by their significant other. this is a word typically used by a s/o to show their affection for the other.

my girlfriend christina is segzey asf<3

by tatyanapolak December 22, 2021

segzz

an explosion of 60 orgasms while trying to piss on the toilet, having nothing to do with sexual activity. This is the most outstanding feeling known to mankind.

man i was trying to take a leak and fuckin oath i chucked a segzz, beauty.

by stan da el capitan, inspired by colt^ September 30, 2003