11 definitions by Matt Parker (parkman47)

butt trumpet

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.

load up butt trumpet

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

solid gold

rock solid, something is secure and good... solid gold hit

Yea J, that idea is solid... solid gold...

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

deprection

an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness

my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 23, 2010

buttplug

Cork for the anus.

he got da shitz so bad, he gunna need a buttplug to sit down and not crap himself

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

Second Thoughts

Industrial music project from Vancouver, WA.

Have you heard the new Second Thoughts song?

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 14, 2002

segz

segments of tape worm found in feces.

Dude, I think I dropped another seg.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 14, 2002