11 definitions by Matt Parker (parkman47)

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.
load up butt trumpet
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002
rock solid, something is secure and good... solid gold hit
Yea J, that idea is solid... solid gold...
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002
an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness
my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.
by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 23, 2010
he got da shitz so bad, he gunna need a buttplug to sit down and not crap himself
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002
a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two
i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher
by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006