segismundo

Someone with big crystal energy.

That dude over there is a total Segismundo.

by Mr.eatyourfiber November 23, 2021

Jane Segismundo

The walking definition of an asshole in real life. Because her face is an ass and her mouth is a hole. So she's literally a walking asshole.

No one's a bigger asshole than Jane Segismundo

by Evilisallthingsyou June 17, 2022

Sigismund

Sigismund is a word used to define the most cooked member of a friends group. If there are multiple you would define them as "Sigismund 1, Sigismund 2, Sigismund 3..." and so on. One becomes a Sigismund by:

1. Being Brainrotted
2. Being the lowest scorer in tests
3. Playing world of tanks blitz and considering it fun
4. Disliking the witcher 3

Oh and theres Sigismund 1, great. Time for him to rant about 67 and Italian brainrot for another few hours

by Walter "Flashbang" White November 13, 2025