segismundo
segismundo by Mr.eatyourfiber November 23, 2021
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Jane Segismundo
The walking definition of an asshole in real life. Because her face is an ass and her mouth is a hole. So she's literally a walking asshole.
Jane Segismundo by Evilisallthingsyou June 17, 2022
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Sigismund
Sigismund is a word used to define the most cooked member of a friends group. If there are multiple you would define them as "Sigismund 1, Sigismund 2, Sigismund 3..." and so on. One becomes a Sigismund by:
1. Being Brainrotted
2. Being the lowest scorer in tests
3. Playing world of tanks blitz and considering it fun
4. Disliking the witcher 3
1. Being Brainrotted
2. Being the lowest scorer in tests
3. Playing world of tanks blitz and considering it fun
4. Disliking the witcher 3
Oh and theres Sigismund 1, great. Time for him to rant about 67 and Italian brainrot for another few hours
Sigismund by Walter "Flashbang" White November 13, 2025
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