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second eye 

the stage where a person is slowly transitioning into your typical "hippie." usually this occurs after they do a psychedelic drug such as lsd or listen to tame impala for the first time. they thrift shop. most wear birkenstocks or "jesus sandals." makeup isnt really their thing most days. some still have a basic trendy side that they will soon grow out of. whenever they wear makeup they start to hate how it feels on their face. most second eyers are in the process of getting over their insecurities and finding inner peace. music speaks on another level to them. really down to earth and chill, but sometimes they have their moments where negativity gets the best of them and it takes a while to get back into their initial state again. suckers for the 70s.
oh she's chill, she's a second eyer
second eye by toofine August 27, 2017
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second eyes 

1. when a girl's breasts slope down so the nipples are looking at you like eyes. 2. Glasses
1. Man, did you see that naked chick? She was looking at me with BOTH eyes.
2. That guy has second eyes, his normal ones suck.
second eyes by Mepppio June 17, 2004

The Second Eyelock 

Accidentally making eye contact with a random person in public a second time, making things really awkward.

Effects of the second eye lock include trying not to look in the general direction of the person you locked eyes with & other general awkwardness.

The second eyelock is one of the most awkward things that can occur to you in public, apart from the Third Eyelock, which is too awkward to define.
I just made the second eyelock with this guy across the room. Now it's really awkward between us.

Secondee 

Hey Gaylord, how are you? Guess what! I am divorced now, so I can finally marry my secondee!
Secondee by karosh February 19, 2013

secondeen 

I was firsteen.
No, you were secondeen!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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