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Big ass cock squatted daddy on 0s and 5s
That boy has a nice sebem
sebem by Moocher66 December 31, 2020
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A fabulous person. If you meet a Sebnem, make sure to keep them as your friend. They're extremely loyal, and a goof if you get to know them. A Sebnem usually has curly hair, loves art, and is typically a female.
Person 1: Have you seen Sebnem?
Person 2: Yeah, she's over there vibing with her friends
Person 1: Wow, never knew a shy person could vibe
Sebnem by 1-800-sociopath February 8, 2020
Related Words
Sebemma • sebem • Sebee • Seema • seemo • seemran • sbemail • seemen • Sebe • Sebek

and you dont seem to understand 

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD
person 1: and you dont seem to understand
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea

person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session

It Seems Today 

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!
"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".
It Seems Today by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019
One of the most intelligent, beautiful girls on the planet. She is cutie with a killing smile and cares for other regardless of their religion.
Talking with Seemab is so much fun.
seemab by Kashmiriboi March 21, 2018

you seem fun 

A sardonic response to people who insist on correcting jokes.
Someone tweets "My friend is so dumb. She said Dave Grohl used to

be in this band called Nirvana but that makes no sense. That would have been,

like, 20 years ago." The twittertards respond that Grohl was indeed in Nirvana

and that the tweeter is stupid for not knowing this. The proper response to

these people is to tell them "You seem fun".
you seem fun by snappy kyle September 16, 2013
sexy+scene+emo= seemo. somebody who is a sexy scene or emo kid. (being called seemo is a good thing)!
dayum did you see that seemo kid? :D

wow, that shirt is soo seemo.

my new hair is so seemo!
Seemo by your mother was here May 23, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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