Seattle Steamer 

When one person is showering, the other person takes a dump in the bathroom causing extreme difusion and steaming them out of the shower.

Shelly is showering and Johnny just gave her a Seattle Steamer. She is very upset as she is no longer clean.

Seattle Steamer by Francois1980 January 1, 2009

seattle steamer 

while engaging in the 69 position while the male happens to be eating out the female , the female then releases a ginourmous brown substance in which is insearted into the males boca (spanish for mouth)

o man that was a nice seattle steamer (EHHH HIGH FIVVEEE)

seattle steamer by Georgene Kenneth IV October 23, 2007

Seattle Steamer 

A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.

Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer

Seattle Steamer by pedalsteel May 27, 2024

Seattle Steamer 

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.

She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.

Seattle Steamer by SilentBen999 September 16, 2024

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

Seattle Steamroller by M-Chill December 19, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020