seatin 

An inspiring, salty, very down to earth, talkative, slightly good looking, preserving, devoting and committing Pasty British gambler who spends 9/10 of his life playing and spending thousands of dollars on mobile games even though he isn’t going to get the actual stuff he wanted after purchasing something, mainly marvel contest of champions and seven deadly sins. It’s been years and despite the amount of cash he’s spent, the great man of legend himself is still in search of a 6 star doctor doom.

He also possesses the ability to talk flawlessly and immaculately about anything for an extensive period of time, literally anything that you could ask him to describe a piece of paper, he’ll read out a whole paragraph from his mind and as well the voice no one could get bored of listening to.

You’re such a seatin, stop playing that game and for god sakes, go get some air outside.

Dude, you’re a fucking seatin, imagine sitting in front of your phone screen and just constantly tapping it for 7 hours straight. get a life.

You should hang out with him some time, girl! He’s such a seatin!

seatin by theLaggy January 12, 2021

front-seatin' 

front-seatin' is when you sit in the passenger seat. If you are sick of yelling shot gun you can change your ways and start yelling... Yo I'm front-seatin'

(When you see the car)
Yo, I'm front-seatin' tonight.

front-seatin' by CarlaMarlaBarla August 12, 2006

Sexting Lingo

Sexing lingo is used when sexters are too damn lazy to type the real thing. Mostly used by lazy ass teens that are trying to be sexy or trying to keep the stupid shit away from they're parents or teachers. The sexting always gets out in the end but nobody gives a shit enough to try and decipher the sexting lingo.

Many parents are afraid because they don't know Sexting Lingo but it doesn't really matter because most kids don't know it either.

Sexting Lingo by oceancats February 13, 2017

seamin 

Seamin is the genes that come out of a man after Wacking off or Bumping Uglies with a women/man.

Slang Terms: Jizz,Man Chowder, cum . Seamin, Mayonnaise

If you've ever arose in the morning and noticed your b.v.m.s are wet is because you had a wet dream last night and seamin came out of your dick.

seamin by Fatty DIng Dong January 27, 2007

Seedy Settings 

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

Seedy Settings by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

Sentinel Beach Resort

An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.

It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.

Sentinel Beach Resort by Tin Hat Kippah December 6, 2020

Satin Sheets 

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.

Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!

Satin Sheets by SlopNChop October 6, 2016