Seaner

When the corners of your bread aren’t buttered properly.

I told the girls my bread doesn’t have any seaners and they said come over

by Kope19 September 17, 2021

Seaner things

A man on tik tok who thinks he's maveric, iron man, thor and he has a hulk. Ok?

Im seaner things and We have a hulk. Ok?

by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

Seener

A person who sees text messages but doesn't reply or replies usually very late

seener can be defined as annoying feature and it occurs in different social communication applications where is possible to see if the person has seen the message, like for instance in Whatsapp, Facebook and Snapchat.

by everydaylifevine January 28, 2015

Bottom Seater

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

by The Peacock July 27, 2010

Seaned

When one tries to put a 7/16" bolt through a 7/16" hole, or any other combination when a bolt or rod of Diameter A is attempted to insert into a hole of Diameter A.

This shit won't fit together, all of the holes are Seaned.

by BallisticEng August 22, 2011

Sceaner

The word for the rising population of Mexicans and the Scene stereotype. When combining the two words one comes to the product, "Sceaner", a Beaner, who is scene. Scene, which is possibly one of the most fucking stupid, cancerous, retarded things on this planet known to man is now, somehow genetically mutating to form with people with Hispanic descent.
Was once a common disease amongst the Caucasian and Asian population it has, unfortunately, jumped again.

*Scans the body head to toe.*

*Teased black hair, Raccoon'd blonde streaks, with other hot vibrant colored streaks, over done eye liner and shadow, (Color scheme should look really dumb with the person's dark brownish skin), cheap, off brand clothing from the Good Will, Target and Walmart. Last but not least, a small child's backpack, with such children's shows like, Dora the Explorer, Spiderman, Batman, ect. ect. *

Viewer: "Dear god... are you listening to what she's saying? Everything she says is really god damn fucking stupid. Plus you can't even understand the bitch because of her accent"

Viewer 2: "Yes, I know, shes a Sceaner."

by Darkshiv February 25, 2011