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seal moose
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a
floppy dick
that kind of looks like an
elephant
seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This
particularly
happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.
"Dude
I just
got seal
moosed
last night
."
by
Elephant seal
February 10, 2017
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