seal moose

a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.

"Dude I just got seal moosed last night."

by Elephant seal February 10, 2017

Seamoose

A streamer who makes content, such as, failed minecraft hardcore runs, mooselocke? Sadge, 7th place andy, sub 19 when? He scams his chat a lot :/ ... Makes us laugh at least cause of when we look at him :) our streamer I guess...

"Oh, is that THE Seamoose? When is he gonna pay his mods?"

by HaleyWithoutAnI July 15, 2020

Seamoose

A magical creature invented by Ty, Seamus, and inspired by Mr. Leslie. Seamooses are moose with a fish's tail and magical flying powers.

"Seamoose, oh seamoose- the moose that lives in the sea"

by Seamoose May 18, 2004

SeaMoose

A person who can't decide whether they prefer Hollister(seagulls) or Abercrombie(moose).

Emily Straley is such a SeaMoose!

by abercrombie god June 5, 2010

seamoose

1.Corward
2.Dead Beat
3.Common Folk
5.Unemployed
6.No L's

I am Seamoose i am a dead beat

by British89 November 24, 2006