the act of giving a woman a golden shower after eating asparagus to give a uniquely foul smelling odor and pungent scent which causes the urine to foam, thus humiliating the woman.
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To wear jeans and a black north face jacket as your uniform, similar to Steve Jobs jeans and a turtle neck. Someone that is Sagaring will also exhibit a fear of clowns and a strong desire to consume cupcakes.
At first I thought I was confronted by a hipster until I realized the cupcake frosting was obscuring a black North Face jacket and he was just Sagaring.
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I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.
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Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.
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