seafoaming 

the act of giving a woman a golden shower after eating asparagus to give a uniquely foul smelling odor and pungent scent which causes the urine to foam, thus humiliating the woman.

get over her cunt, im going to be seafoaming you all night.

seafoaming by delmarboy6969 July 25, 2010

selfalingus 

Going down on oneself

Thanks to my yoga class, i've become a master in selfalingus

selfalingus by Manchu333 November 14, 2016

Sagaring 

To wear jeans and a black north face jacket as your uniform, similar to Steve Jobs jeans and a turtle neck. Someone that is Sagaring will also exhibit a fear of clowns and a strong desire to consume cupcakes.

At first I thought I was confronted by a hipster until I realized the cupcake frosting was obscuring a black North Face jacket and he was just Sagaring.

Sagaring by shinierball August 16, 2012

scafarnig 

the smashed remains of various insects deposited upon the windshield and grill of an automobile

scrape the bug scafarnig off the wndshield beore it dries ,Cleatus.

scafarnig by Uru Momo November 5, 2003

dont searing 

The whole lobby when someone says anything close to swearing:

Person 1: how tf do i join a game?
Person 2: dont searing >:(
Person 3: HEY THAT'S A SEAR!
Person 4: STOP SEARING

dont searing by TransCicadaNerd June 26, 2023

ball searing hot 

A weather condition known especially in the US South when the temperature is over 100 degrees, or the heat index is over 100 degrees, or the humidity plus the temperature make it feel like it is over 100 degrees and you are in the jungle. This condition also causes "monkey-butt."

I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.

ball searing hot by Genna May 4, 2004

Shafering 

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

Shafering by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015