sea donky 

A very unattractive girl with messed up teeth and sagging tits.

Mandy; That sea donky is very unattractive and she has messed up teeth and sagging tits. Eww.

Punky: Hahahahaha

Mandy; Hahahahhaa

sea donky by punky25 September 29, 2006

sea donkey 

A human female resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment.

Damn! Look at that sea donkey eat! Keep her away from children or someone could lose a finger!

sea donkey by The Miracle Man June 17, 2003

Blue gilled sea donkey 

Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home

P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey

Blue gilled sea donkey by Anonymous9492349 December 29, 2010

Sea Donkey 

An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.

Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.

Sea Donkey by Thebattles June 16, 2011

Sea Donkey (alt. form is Sea Donk) 

A really fat girl.

When i was drunk she was beautiful but when i soke up it turned out she was Sea donkey.

Sea Donkey (alt. form is Sea Donk) by Fo Shizzle March 6, 2004

Sea-donkey

a fat girl dressed in slutty clothes

Wow, she is a sea-donkey

Sea-donkey by john smith December 4, 2003

sea donkey 

unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!

"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"

sea donkey by cellardoor4130 June 5, 2005