A human female resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment.

Damn! Look at that sea donkey eat! Keep her away from children or someone could lose a finger!

sea donkey by The Miracle Man June 17, 2003

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Sea Donkey

An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.

Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.

Sea Donkey by Thebattles June 16, 2011

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sea donkey

unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!

"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"

sea donkey by cellardoor4130 June 5, 2005

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Sea donkey

A female member of the Navy. They usually are fat, ugly, and have a big butt.

Take a look at that sea donkey! She's almost as big as our ship!

Sea donkey by Sarah the MILF June 24, 2005

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