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Sea-donkey

You meet a girl at the club and she's lookin good, then wednesday comes around for your date, and a sea-donkey opens your car door.
Sea-donkey by Tre September 18, 2003

Sea-Donkey

A ferocious and terrifying critter that somehow evolved over the span of bajillions of years.
Oh my gosh! A Sea-Donkey! Run for your lives!!!
Sea-Donkey by The Mayne Event October 9, 2007

sea donkey 

A human female resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment.
Damn! Look at that sea donkey eat! Keep her away from children or someone could lose a finger!
sea donkey by The Miracle Man June 17, 2003

Sea Donkey 

An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.
Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.
Sea Donkey by Thebattles June 16, 2011

sea donkey 

unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!
"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"
sea donkey by cellardoor4130 June 5, 2005

Sea donkey 

A female member of the Navy. They usually are fat, ugly, and have a big butt.
Take a look at that sea donkey! She's almost as big as our ship!
Sea donkey by Sarah the MILF June 24, 2005
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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