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An entity of extreme polish stereotype, that combines the terms nerd and pollack for a devastatingly annoying combination. They also talk very fast, and can ramble on a non-relevent subject for hours. The deadliest of all nerds.
Guy 1: "Man, he just never shuts up about star wars"
Guy 2 "Yeah, and butter"
Guy 3: "He's such a scwarch"
scwarch by The Steel Chef November 8, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Most of the time it means to masterbate but other times it can be use as a joke.
"I'm gonna go scwanch in your lab Rick."
scwanch by Young dagger succ August 30, 2017
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A good Italian friend or a small burn on your taint.
Yo scarch, yous like a brotha to me man, so don't take offence when I tell you that you outta seek some medical advice for your scarch - it's starting to puss.
scarch by don donaldson January 19, 2005

Arnold swarchenegger 

I'm Fucking Arnold swarchenegger.
A scwatcher is shortened for screen watcher. scwatcher is a name of someone that screen peeks or cheats at a video game, by watching the other players screen to find their location. This is only able to be done when playing split screen games with another person.
Person one “how are you always killing me?”
Person two “I’m just good at the game
Person one “nah man you’re just a scwatcher
Person two “?”
Person one “a screen watcher”
scwatcher by The_farmer September 29, 2019
n.

To perform a search while scared.
I know I need to scearch the symptoms on WebMD, but I'm afraid to see the results.

Help me scearch for that big-ass spider you saw!
scearch by _Chaos August 12, 2022
when a cow reminds you of a person
"Dude, swarch happened to me today. I thought of Faith."
"Seriously? Point me to the cow."
swarch by THE A TEAM November 2, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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