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scrumulon 

the last person in the group to prepare their alcoholic beverage for consumption.
"You still haven't prepped a shotgun? do it scrumulon."
scrumulon by pinkpeachmilk August 14, 2023
Words you can keep
A funky and cute small fictional character
That kid's name is Louey, he's a cute little scrumblo
Scrumblo by MonikaTheGay February 20, 2022
A funky lil fictional character
Who is that little guy?
That's Louey, he's a little Scrumblo
Scrumblo by MonikaTheGay February 20, 2022

scrupulous 

Having scruples; having or showing a strict regard for what one considers right; principled.
If we aren't careful and scrupulous in considering which entries we allow on Urbandictionary.com we may end up with some definition about two monkeys screwing where it shouldn't be.
scrupulous by TheLastMuse August 11, 2008

scrumpton end

The very last draw of a joint.

Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.
Q:"Here do you want the scrumpton end"
A:"No, go on ahead yourself" (looking at it in disgust).
scrumpton end by Ghostinthescott October 6, 2008

scrumbling 

The scientific term for when cats exhibit frantic behavior before or after a bowel movement.
"My cat was scrumbling so hard this morning, he knocked over my TV!"
scrumbling by ohjujube January 19, 2017

scrumplorious 

Something that is gloriously scrumptious
When I tasted her chocolate cake with ganache I thought it was beyond delicious. Scrumplorious, gloriously scrumptious, was the only way to adequately describe it, as the heavens opened up and God himself smiled upon me as I basked in its glorious scrumptiousness.
scrumplorious by Wheathead November 29, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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