Scrufulous: (Adj.) A person with the following traits, hobbies, and or possessions.
- Is allergic to anything that
may contradict their personal body Oder.
- Owns/spends time with animals that are additive to the Scrufulous' wretched smell (Ferret)
- Will not allow others personal time in the bathroom,
may force you out of the bathroom to encourage belief that they
may wash.
- Probably works at taco
bell
- Buys mass amounts of perishable goods and allows them to rot in the common spaces
- Forms unhealthy obsessions with others who may or
may not know they exist
If encountered with a Scrufulous, you should proceed with caution, as they easily become attached. The Scrufulous is a delicate creature surviving on the sole
hope to
mate with another Scrufulous or simply convince a "Norm" to procreate.
Person
one: "God, my room mate is a total Scrufulous! I was taking a shower and he knocked on the
door until I came out and then locked me out!"
Person two: "Wait, is that the same one that smells like a pee matted ferret?"
Person one: "
Yes, that my Scrufulous room mate."
