scrotal eclipse

The act of placing a scrotum over one's eyes, thereby restricting the amount of ambient light that an individual can perceive.

When I woke up I thought I had overslept, but soon realized that I was temporarily blinded by a scrotal eclipse.

scrotal eclipse by hoary marmot August 31, 2010

Scrotal Eclipse

A prank, involving two male individuals, in which one is sleeping and the other one squats naked over him and wakes him to his ball bag dangling over his face, blocking any artificial light

"Jerry fell asleep already"
"LOL wake him so he doesn't miss the scrotal eclipse"

Scrotal Eclipse by Razor the Different September 23, 2025

Total scrotal eclipse 

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.

Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.

Total scrotal eclipse by YAWA August 24, 2017