scrotal eclipse

The act of placing a scrotum over one's eyes, thereby restricting the amount of ambient light that an individual can perceive.

When I woke up I thought I had overslept, but soon realized that I was temporarily blinded by a scrotal eclipse.

scrotal eclipse by hoary marmot August 31, 2010

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Scrotal Eclipse

A prank, involving two male individuals, in which one is sleeping and the other one squats naked over him and wakes him to his ball bag dangling over his face, blocking any artificial light

"Jerry fell asleep already"
"LOL wake him so he doesn't miss the scrotal eclipse"

Scrotal Eclipse by Razor the Different September 23, 2025

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Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.

Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.

Total scrotal eclipse by YAWA August 24, 2017

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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