Scrontching

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The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.

“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

Scrontching by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024

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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.

“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

“Erm… what the scrontch?”

Scrontching by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024

Related Words

Scrontching • Scrotching • Scronching • scrootching • scratching • Scratching Post • [scritching] • scotching • scratching the record • scrunching

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

Scratching like a DJ by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

Scritching

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.

Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.

Scritching by timberpup January 24, 2010

scrutching

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

scrutching by A.I.R January 16, 2010

Scratching kink

When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.

" I love it when he scratches me.At this point I think I have a scratching kink"

Scratching kink by The real bunny<3 August 14, 2021

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

scratching the pink turntable by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026