Sc-bollocks 

A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.

Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!

Sc-bollocks by 'Duke' September 10, 2012

scrollocks

an amalgamation of 'scrotum' and 'bollocks' for use where neither term seems appropriate, e.g. in the presence of nuns (also can be shortened to 'scrollies')

'Pardon me Sister, I must just attend to my scrollies as they are somewhat constrained in the ladies underwear I am currently sporting.'

scrollocks by loulou August 3, 2003