This word is used to describe teen girls who look generally good looking in pictures posted on web pages such as myspace or facebook, but look the complete opposite in real life. This word usually involves tons of makeup and/or photo editing.
John: "So i met kelley for the first time last night.. She wasnt as impressive as she looks on the computer."
Rachael:"Yeah, shes a complete screen shot."
A software consultant that can't write code to save their life. Instead they use graphic design tools to create screen shots of what they would like the solution should look like even if it is totally unrealistic.
They commonly rely on other competent developers to actually write the code to deliver what they dream up. They are typically the guy who is surfing the web or sending messages on their iPhone during the design meetings and not paying any attention at all.
That guy is a total screen shotcommando...He has no idea how to write the code to make that happen. On that note, has anyone seen any of his code?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.