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Screwed by screw 

When a carpentry screw is screwed slowly into one's uretha and quickly ripped out.
My cock hasn't stopped bleeding since I was screwed by screw

One time for the homie DJ screw 

A phrase that is often used by jay from the kubz scouts which I think deserves a definition
hit it again One time for the homie DJ screw
The tendency for Rutgers University to fuck you over in some way or another due to their incompetence. Be it financially, academically, or otherwise. It eventually happens to everybody that attends the university.
Example 1: Transfer to Rutgers from another college, lose a year worth of credits. You got the RU Screw.

Example 2: Supposed to graduate in May? NOPE! Registrar fucked up your GPA calculations and you were deleted from the graduation list. You got the RU Screw.

Example 3: Financial aid department fucked up and your registration was canceled. You got the RU Screw.

Example 4: Buy a $300 parking permit, get to campus and there is not a single fucking parking spot available or the lot/garage is just plain closed because it's full. You got the RU Screw.
RU screw by 0xide July 27, 2012

Tute Screw 

Shortened version for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw.

A screw that has threads that go both ways. No matter which way you turn it, always goes farther up your ass. It is a way to represents how RPI makes life unnecessarily difficult for RPI students.

Every RPI student has been 'tute screwed at least once or has only been on campus a few weeks.
You are required to register for two different classes, but they are held at the same. Both are required prerequisites for other courses that you also have to take. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The course catalog for your curriculum lays out required, restricted-required and suggested optional classes that total to 123 credits, but you need 124 to graduate. You're on track to be one credit short of graduation, but you don't discover this until your second semester senior year. And not once, did any of the professors or your academic adviser ever point that out during the previous seven semesters in which you were enrolled at RPI. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The Board of Trustees promises that hikes in parking fees will be used to improve and expand parking lots. Shortly after paying for the privilege of parking, the Trustees change their mind and use the fees to plug general budget deficits. Now, assuming you can find a parking spot, you risk damage to your car because of the pot holes that weren't filled. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

After you graduate, RPI sends you a diploma if your debts to them are satisfied. After you get the diploma, RPI sends you bills for debts they claim you owe. While you defend yourself against these bills, their fund raisers constantly telephone you looking for donations. They don't see the irony in this. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
Tute Screw by RPI alumnus. March 5, 2011

screw baller 

Someone who has sex with odd and strange people.
Ben Dover has had some freaky lovers, that old screw baller!
screw baller by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

screw the rules 

something that people with alot of money can do more so if your a celebrity.
"wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn ?"
"yeah and?"
"thats againest the rules isnt it?"
"screw the rules i have money!"