Tallahassee Speedball

Putting starburst and Skittles in a bottles of Mt. Dew, and when the Dew is drank, one is left with a congealed ball of starburst, Skittles, and Mt. Dew.

Before gym, he shotgunned a Tallahassee Speedball, and had a stroke on the track.

by Jakestastyballs January 06, 2020

Demi Lovato Pizza

The act of heating up a frozen pizza by using a lighter to heat up the bite you're about to take, heroin style. (Like famous heroin user, Demi Lovato)

I ate a Demi Lovato Pizza because my oven broke.

by Jakestastyballs February 26, 2020

Screwed by screw

When a carpentry screw is screwed slowly into one's uretha and quickly ripped out.

My cock hasn't stopped bleeding since I was screwed by screw

by Jakestastyballs December 05, 2019

Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019

Chunt

A chunky cunt

Oi mac you ate all the fish and chips you chunt.

by Jakestastyballs December 22, 2019