Screwed by screw

When a carpentry screw is screwed slowly into one's uretha and quickly ripped out.
My cock hasn't stopped bleeding since I was screwed by screw
by Jakestastyballs December 05, 2019
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Chunt

Oi mac you ate all the fish and chips you chunt.
by Jakestastyballs December 22, 2019
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Demi Lovato Pizza

The act of heating up a frozen pizza by using a lighter to heat up the bite you're about to take, heroin style. (Like famous heroin user, Demi Lovato)
I ate a Demi Lovato Pizza because my oven broke.
by Jakestastyballs February 26, 2020
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Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.
My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.
by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019
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Tallahassee Speedball

Putting starburst and Skittles in a bottles of Mt. Dew, and when the Dew is drank, one is left with a congealed ball of starburst, Skittles, and Mt. Dew.
Before gym, he shotgunned a Tallahassee Speedball, and had a stroke on the track.
by Jakestastyballs January 06, 2020
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