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Scorpion Lips
A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.
Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?
Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.
Bill: You're seventeen??
Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.
Bill. You're seventy??
Scorpion Lips: No!
Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.
Bill: You're seventeen??
Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.
Bill. You're seventy??
Scorpion Lips: No!
Scorpion Lips by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011
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Scorpio
Scorpios are kinda scary and intimidating when you first meet them but they are actually kind and caring once you become their friend and one of the best friends you will ever have. Scorpios are not the people that you want to be enemies with, if you aren’t their friends Scorpios don’t have any problems being a bitch and will literally destroy you. Scorpios will stick with you through hard times and be by your side whenever they can. Scorpios like to hide their problems and pretend to be ok but a lot of the time they are upset about something, they will never worry you with their struggles unless they trust you a lot. That makes them seem really secretive and they are, Scorpios will always hide your secrets and they have many secrets of their own. Eyes and bone structure are Scorpios best features. They are the cutest and prettiest signs but they have no idea and they will always deny it no matter what- along with crushes they won’t say anything about them and will never admit it. They tend to flirt with people they like without knowing that they are. Scorpios are loyal, trustworthy, and sweet. If you are good friends with a Scorpio you are extremely lucky and they will always be your comforting friend. They hold grudges but when it comes to people they care about they can’t stay mad and no matter if a Scorpio is mad at you or they are resting or at an event they will always be there for you when you need them.
Scorpio by willow263782 July 13, 2018
Covered with Scorpions
When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.
Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."
Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"
Person A: o_O
Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"
Person A: o_O
Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010
scorpios
a zodiac sign from october 23 - november 22. they’re the baddest bitches out there. people clown scorpios all the time saying they’re heartless and freaky. freaky might be true but we do have big ass hearts. unless we don’t like u or u did something that made us not like u. appreciate scorpios more and keep in mind that just because 16 scorpios fucked u over don’t mean all of us fucked u over and u can’t fw scorpios... just means u got bad taste.
susan : whats your scorpio sign?
jessica : scorpio.
susan : oh, gotta stay away from y’all scorpios haha.
jessica : no u gotta stay away from billy that cheated on u with ur sister, susan.
susan : oh right haha.
jessica : scorpio.
susan : oh, gotta stay away from y’all scorpios haha.
jessica : no u gotta stay away from billy that cheated on u with ur sister, susan.
susan : oh right haha.
scorpios by bridnsknxdjxxjjx April 14, 2019
pisces and scorpio
The ultimate love. The Pisces and Scorpio understand each others needs and will help the other willingly. The Pisces keeps their head in the clouds, but the scorpion has just the right touch to keep the piscean from leaving reality all together. Whereas the Scorpio can be aggressive, overly blunt and detached and the Pisces will be the perfect thing to open them up. They will know each other like no other and love so deeply. Sometime too deeply❤️❤️. Their sex life will be full of love lust and playfulness. Very intense. They're not just together they are soul mates and will be able to keep the interest of each other for a long time. Weather best friends or lovers the Pisces and Scorpio are a 5/5 💛💛💛💛💛 relationship.
Wow their relationship is so intense and loving. They're so cute and happy.
Yeah. I bet he's a Scorpio and she's a Pisces.
Awe a Pisces and Scorpio relationship. They're soul mates. He's perfect for her and vise versa.
Awe, yeah they are perfect.
*gazes longingly*
Yeah. I bet he's a Scorpio and she's a Pisces.
Awe a Pisces and Scorpio relationship. They're soul mates. He's perfect for her and vise versa.
Awe, yeah they are perfect.
*gazes longingly*
pisces and scorpio by Happy dreamer13 August 1, 2017
Scorpio
Totally awesome and really good at mind reading.
Can get anyone to have a crush on them if they want to, and if they don't like you, watch out.
I know scorpios are awesome because I am one:)
Can get anyone to have a crush on them if they want to, and if they don't like you, watch out.
I know scorpios are awesome because I am one:)
Scorpio by Awesome Scorpio girl February 23, 2020
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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