Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011
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Runs on hay fuel.
Runs on hay fuel.
"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"
"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"
"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"
by Thelissie January 21, 2008
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"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
by NPD June 9, 2007
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