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noun: A guido wop canadian who loves to fuck dirty bar waitresses with fake tits that have the scent of stripper, eh.

verb: to fuck dirty bar waitresses with fake tits that have the scent of stripper, eh.
Ernesto: Hey look at that dirty hot waitress in the fuck me boots....She has some niiiice fake tits.... I think I could fuck her.
Bill: Yeah... you should definitely scodeller her.
scodeller by hoser111111 February 26, 2009
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Kaya Scodelario 

An actress from britian with a hot british accent.
Kaya Scodelario is in a famous show called skins where she is refered to as Effy where she does many drugs and has sex multiple times.
Kaya Scodelario by nonapope February 22, 2011

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?
fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

Schweller 

German word for "Man who suck peepee of other man"
I sucked your dad last night!

What?! You are a Schweller!
Schweller by Penishunter69 November 8, 2020

shit shoveller 

A noun to describe a male of the species that indulges in sticking his penis into another man's anus thereby shovelling the shit.

see also: fudge packer, Uphill Gardener, Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner, shit stabber, Backdoor Merchant, Butt Pirate ect...
____ enjoyed shovelling shit, so therefore was a shit shoveller.
shit shoveller by pseudonym pete March 24, 2004

Schellering 

adj. to be in a panicky meltdown; to be nervous and stressed while breaking down
He was schellering when he was looking for his homework for English class.
Schellering by Undefined101 April 2, 2009

Sand Shoveller 

When doing the dirty on the beach with the girl underneath, your balls swing back and fore in the sand shovelling sand up her ass!
Hey guys.... I got real lucky last night, took this girl to the beach and did the Sand Shoveller
Sand Shoveller by Randybasatad January 16, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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