scobes 

shittiest friend in the world. will do anything it takes to maintain a constantly decaying self-image, yet has very little self-respect.

Who is that passed out in vomit in your doorway?
it's just scobes. he shat himself too. he might be dead.

scobes by ssssssssss1a1 September 9, 2010

Scobes 

Social underclass of people who believe the following:
1. Tracksuits are a suitable alternative to proper pants
2. Other peoples cars are fair game for taking
3. Getting pregnant at 14 is cool
4. Moustaches can be grown from the age of 12 without looking ridiculous

Ah man, that part of town is full of scobes

Scobes by Miscusername December 25, 2007

scobes 

a really cool guy, originating from melbourne, australia. popularised by mono and meredith culture.

scobes is cool; did you see scobes naked at meredith?

scobes by sarahp September 25, 2004

walker scobell 

walker scobell is the best person to walk the planet. he is a mini version of Ryan Reynolds so big dub. he is funny and sweet and incredibly handsome. how is every girl at his school not in love with him?? Idk

Oh you know the mini version of Ryan Reynolds

You mean walker scobell?
Yeah the really cute one ;)

walker scobell by carocake13!!! March 23, 2022

smobes

The SMOKE-ROBES which are Lord Voldemorts favourite choice of clothing for everyday-wear and special occasions.

Robes which appear out of thin air like wisps of smoke and continue to occasionally float about.

Ron "Ahhhh its YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!"
Harry " Yeh but check out his new smobes!"

smobes by Danielle Luxton September 2, 2009

snobesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing

Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."

snobesity by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015

settle old scores 

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.

This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.

settle old scores by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004