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sckales by Bonifa Brown April 20, 2008
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Mermaid Scales
Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.
Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.
Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"
Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"
Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
Mermaid Scales by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012
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scalesy
A BEAST of a man!
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020
scales dodger
In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.
scales dodger by xoorox September 15, 2010
scalesy
Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion
scalesy by scoliossis September 20, 2020
fish scales
The shiny flakes in rock cocaine. Fish scales mean high potency. Mistaken for fiberglass, due to an urban legend.
fish scales by DROC August 23, 2005
will scales
will scales by Nubby Chugget July 30, 2018
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