sckales

A nasty rash on the butt crack form having too much anal sex.

Brett has sckales from having anal sex with Steve.

by Bonifa Brown April 20, 2008

Mermaid Scales

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

scalesy

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!

scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010

scalesy

Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion

Oi scalesy u crack feind

by scoliossis September 20, 2020

fish scales

The shiny flakes in rock cocaine. Fish scales mean high potency. Mistaken for fiberglass, due to an urban legend.

That soft has a lot of fish scales.

by DROC August 23, 2005

will scales

a gay fish who penetrates fish

you're being such a will scales

by Nubby Chugget July 30, 2018