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scissorbush 

Two hairy bitches slamming clams with their legs in a scissor- like position.
Mary got sand in her clam when she and Betty decided to scissorbush on the beach.
scissorbush by Jmwc September 17, 2020

Scissorbill 

Scissorbill is a type of person who is idiotic in ways that only that person can be.
She is being a real Scissorbill right now.
Scissorbill by David Shatner September 20, 2018

scissorbang 

Both females spread eagle and girate vigorously while tickling each other’s meat curtains.
“Hey babe, lets go to Applebee’s for the 2 for 20 and scissorbang for dessert.’’
scissorbang by Roxy Redbud July 19, 2019

Scissorbird 

A mysterious bird that appears with the sole intention of chopping your dick off. Known for it's famous call "CAWWW! CAWW!"
"Dude, we went hiking last week and Craig got attacked by a scissorbird! Now he can't pee."
Scissorbird by Johnny Facepalm December 6, 2012

ScissorBoo 

When someone needs to cut their toe nails.
ScissorBoo your nails boiii
ScissorBoo by Pooboi February 3, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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