Schweizer

a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).

A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*

Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...

Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)

by hpsk April 27, 2010

Schweizer

Schweizer is german for "a person from sweden" It is often misspelled Schweitzer

person 1: What is she?
person 2: She's a Schweizer.
person 1: a what?
person 2: You know, a person from sweden.
person 1: oh so she's sweddish?
person 2:yes

by xcrzysquirrelx March 22, 2009

Schweizer

The German way of saying Swiss for a Swiss person. In Switzerland, most people speak and write in Swiss German, which is the Zurich dialect.

Dave: That person is a Schweizer.

Rob: That's a Swiss person?

Dave: Yep.

by Lily_The_Supasta January 12, 2025

Schweizer Bakery

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.

Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!

by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009

Schweizer Kreis

Unbeteiligte stehen in einem kreis um zu gaffen.
z.B bei einer Schlägerei oder Streit/ daneben stehen bei einer Begrüßung von jemandem unbekannten/ Im klreis stehen ohne jegliche interessante Kommunikation

"lass Schweizer Kreis auflösen vll nervig hier."

Polizei:"Lösen sie sofort en Schweizer Kreis auf!"

by annabelle_claire April 14, 2025

stefanie schneider

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.

That's looks like a Stefanie Schneider.

by Stefanie Schneider March 25, 2017

scheizer

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016