schneizer

An article used to torture someone.

Peter:"Hey why did you bring a schneizer?!"
Steve:"We are gonna have fun tonight.."

by gaviny June 16, 2020

stefanie schneider

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.

That's looks like a Stefanie Schneider.

by Stefanie Schneider March 25, 2017

scheizer

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

Schneeberger

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006

Schnegger

Schneg; someone that bails on a group of people.

Don't be such a fucking schnegger!
We were all gunna see Inglourious Basterds but he bailed. What a schnegger...

by Walt Kowaltski April 5, 2010

Rob Schneider

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 29, 2004