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Schweidel 

Someone who is a Snitch, a Rat, a Opp
Someone who cannot mind their own business.
Someone who loves drama.
Schweidel ( SHH - WHY - DELL )
1. “Yo, you see her staring at us? That bitch a schweidel”

2. “Michelle was telling Michael about you’re beef and how you’re not talking to Maria anymore”
“Why can’t they mind their own business, these fuckin schweidel motha fuckas love drama”
Schweidel by RealSkreet June 27, 2019
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stefanie schneider 

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.

Schmeidlered 

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.
"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."
Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.
Friend: Wanna watch a movie?
Me: Of course, what movie?
Friend: It's a movie with Til Schweiger.
Me: *loads shotgun

Rob Schneider 

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!
"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

Christoph Schneider

An absolute sex-beast drummer who is a member of the German band Rammstein.
Oh yes, Christoph Schneider that sexy motherfucker in the German band Rammstein

Dan Schneider Laugh Track 

An annoying laugh that happens when stuff isn’t funny.
Olivia: This fish sure smells fishy!

Audience: *Dan Schneider Laugh Track*